Monday, June 14

"Let's talk about debate,baby"
The real deal


Virgins do not have dignity - Joshua



Liz: I KNOW you watch them doing it
Houston: Shut up eh!


Hell Yeah! - Liz


[Dixie Chicks - The polish version]
"Ja Ja Ja ~
"Ja aein't no moutainzh high enougzh" - Meg


[to ras]
"I think you're beautiful" - Houston


I haven't showered at all since yesterday - Joshua


You sound like you coughed up a hairball - Vasu


[in ref to other coaches]
I know he doesn't watch porn cuz he only has a 56k modem - Meg


Vasu : So, Houston, do you shave?
Houston: Only my beard


Meg: Everyone thinks it's Japan who started World War II but in reality, it was the Indians
Liz: Really! It was India?
Everyone collectively guffaws
Liz:[huffily] Why are people never open to new opinions?


Joshua: Do you get what I'm saying?
Ras: Yeah, that one. For the first time, yeah
Liz: Isn't that "Its raining men", the song?
Starts singing " For the first time in history, its raining men"
Joshua joins in with a slightly off key, canonised, jazz version
Liz:[glares] Aren't you lagging behind a few bars?


Why is it always the men with tissues? - Vasu

In reference to the Fullerton's ballroom which is so tiny that it can only accomadate 6 dancing couples at a time
Ras: Are you referring to the dance area being small or is there some sort of regulation or restriction?


Meg: My friend believes that most people in the world are virgins!
Vasu: Hello?! Where does she stay?!
Meg: Hougang, Serangoon, that area


Meg: So what would your mother say if you had a hickey?
Houston: She wouldn't mind..
Ras: A hickey?! Serious?!
Houston: A hickey?! I though you said Hindi!!!
Pauses a beat
Houston: er, so what's a hickey?!


I leave every debate session feeling defiled - Liz


Liz: You know, Kampongs usually have only have one room and they all sleep together but yet they have
14 kids?
Meg: Very insightful
Liz: HOW?!?
Meg: Have you ever considered that they might not be the father's?
Liz: Oh God! EEW!


Vasu: Can you stop blowing your nose?
Liz: No, I very well can't blow you.


Fool ! Heathen ! I cast thee out ! - Joshua


Meg: Did you wear braces?
Liz: Yeah
Meg: So they did hinder you when you kissed?
Liz: He had braces too!!!


Ras: Er, Vasu! You're not gonna use our names right?!
Vasu: Of course not!


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