this is probably what my hell would be like

I fell asleep between the words.

http://www.purevolume.com/troysmixtapeoflove

holding on to the edge with ragged fingernails.

I am so desperately trying to procrastinate my assignment, I am carefully combing through my spam mail, in not one, not two, not even three but in all FOUR of my email addresses.

Lo and behold, the new nadir of vasudha srinivasan.

Sex Lies and Education....?

Its a fantastically witty take on sexual politics in college and stick up your arse political correctness. Written artfully with a rather tightly checked flow, which made me want to flip to the end to get over the excruciating what happens next but yet made me want to read every single word that led up to it. Think machoism in words.

Who knew that a jaunt to help a friend in Central Library could yield such a gem!!

Now you know better to rag me when I am uncaffinated.


P/s: Go check out Leaglitee, Hani's Teeshirt design blog which spoofs legal terms! Its so amusing, that I have categorised it under the " Chilling" Sidebar. Hanibunny, you on my kevin hill list baby!!

By special request..

1. I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll challenge you to try something.
3. I'll pick a colour that I associate with you.
4. I'll tell you something I like about you.
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory about you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something I've always wanted to ask you.

Fatma
1. Remember Inzaghi's bracelet that he shipped in from Turkey. I WILL NEVER LET YOU FORGET THAT.ever
2. Lose the power attitude, be all feminine and simper :D (FOR A DAY ONLY, LA.)
3. Black. Sleek and chock-full of attitude
4. You aren't as evil as you like people to believe :P ( But we'll still pretend to be shit scared of you)
5. The way you write, you hold the pen like you're going to drill it out of all the ink at one go.
6. Panther. Refer to 3.
7. So, do you ever flirt? If so, how? heh.

Anuja
1. You are an idiot. Random enough? :D
2. Be all serious, philosophical and stable. In my presence ( Since YOU complain, its my presence that causes you to have the mad glint, I was forced to add the disclaimer)
3. Rainbow. like you are on effing LSD 24h. hahahah
4. You laugh at anything. Even my cannot make it jokes. :D
5. @ music. Insisting your handwriting was oh so more gorgeous than mine. Such a BRAT! ( And I was nice enough to agree with you because you and puja would NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT and I needed to go home.)
6. A slightly drugged tigger.
7. If you were a guy, what kinda guy would you be?

Sush
1. You have always been taller than me. Except ONCE when I was P4 and you were P3 and we were at some story telling competition and we won something together and I was thinking, "wow, she's short."And then, the next year you shoot up. biatch.
2. No hijacking my camera, or rather ANY camera, the next time we go out. No cam whoring either.
3. Orange. Chirpy but with a dark side.
4. That you don't hate me :D :D :D
5. The first proper un hazy memory I have of you is meeting Shyla for the first time at SP. And like how you KNEW THE WHOLE WORLD. annoying git. :P
6. Ever since you insisted carrying your miserable NEW LAPTOP around the whole of town, I will think of you as a slightly tall lame version of a meerkat.
7. Ever cut your hair SUPER super short?

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Because I begged Chris shamelessly

1. I'll respond with random about you.
2. I'll challenge you to try something.
3. I'll pick a colour that I associate with you.
4. I'll tell you something I like about you.
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory about you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something I've always wanted to ask you.


Vasud
1. she can't stop talking. freak!
2. keep quiet for 1 hour during lunch break.
3. black. cause you indian, what. duh. hahaha
4. your crazy witch-like laughter and devil may care attitude.
5. you were khaiyan's friend at the ktv. crazy indian girl who laugh damns loud. u and jolyn haha but so fun. i loved the 2 of yous traight away.
6. what kinda guys do you like arh?

and Chris, to answer six, its all kinds! hahahah. So here's one for you from me to you..

Chris
1. Hanging out in your room, with Nik, Fatma, Rachel, Charmaine and Nik (TKSS) getting squashed. Oh ok, not really about you but that I was happily talking to Cat at biz canteen before I realised it was her and not you. DAMN EMBARASSING
2. Give out your number to random fella at club. hahahhaa.
3. Yellow. Cuz I have to squint to read your tag-board!!!!! (yes, that is a hint)
4. I really don't remember much about the Ktv! But that you laughed alot and camwhore like crazy!
5. HAMSTER!! Do NOT ask me why.
6. How do you get all those funky jobs????

If you want me to do you, leave a tag!

Warning : Extra Long Post ahead

Since the person involved henceforth does not want to be mentioned by name, I'll just call her Pornstar. Cuz Pornstar has a lovely pornstar-ish name, which she should exploit in the Japanese circles and make loads of money but noooo, she chooses to settle for a boring career in law.

Anyway, Pornstar and I on Friday decided to be adventurous and go eat somewhere exotic for lunch and we went Little India! ( ok ya, i know, not VERY exotic since I am Indian but exotic for Porn Star la) and anyway, the long and tall of it (Midsomer murders quote!!) is we came up with this fantastic reject line for all the drunks sleazebags in the world.

I reproduce our genius ( with some modifications)

" hey babeeee, you looking lovely tonight. What's your name? "

"HI! my name is !IkGH (think !Xobile). I may look Chinese or Indian but I actually grew up in the wild plains of Zambia. I was taken away by a wild hurricane when I was but a kid. However, I was raised by a kindly tribe and soon, I was the strongest in the tribe. I was so strong I could kill the deadly and evil " Rhiknoaseraos!!", otherwise known as the Rhinoceros in English, which had been plaguing my village. But sadly, soon after that my whole tribe was wiped away by an AIDS epidemic. I survived because I was the strongest but I decided in tribute, I was going to go around the world and educate people about the horrifying disease. I named my organisation World Aids Association! (WAA!), in honour of the sound that my tribal leader made when I brought home the deadly "Rhiknoaseraos!!" and am now a subsidiary of the IMF.

" Oh the, International Monetory Fund?"

" Oh no, the I M Female orgnisation, in charge of providing women with outrageous alibis"

anyhoo

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

I so tickle myself sometimes.

You are not meant to understand that