In trouble. Trying to get out of trouble. inducing other people to get into trouble. Bailing other people out of trouble. Always in trouble.
Friday, November 28
I FEEEL DUMB!! haha.. qiong hui's aka jonathan aka chinaman poser blog is so deep and abject, i feeel like a moron but you know what, its an interesting read [ i always do know i'm a bimbo and floozie as constantly reminded..haha ]
to jonathan : loser [ add any appropriate insult here] incarnate :
Firstly,get something called a TAGBOARD, that's TEE, A, JEE, BEE, O, A ARR, DEE, and that spells TAGBOARD [ not dumbass but i'll translate it some other time] well, if you want me to air your dirty linen to the world, be my guest! Anyway, trust me, your english does not suck. For god sakes, you just look like cheena,your'e not ! I can imagine some dumbass comment which you could just keep to yourself! You are a pretty good leader, really. You really do take responsiblity seriously, er unlike me [haha] and u have so far been a pretty good VP minus the very obvious mud-slinging at other members [ ahem ] which could be done A BIT MORE [ only a bit more ] discreetly. But i guess, you being a prefect would have drawn the line at the moral highground so far above planet earth, we'll be in the next galaxy [ input variation here AKA moral highground that extends so far above the earth we would have to dump you unceromoniously on your butt [the vortex] so that next time, you won't DO IT AGAIN!] btw, there's nothing wrong with Jay Chou and just a reminder, my middle name is NOT AUDREY! so, anyway, mr-i-am-so-rich, poor people like the rest of us burn CDs because we are CHEAP [ yes, that's SEE, HAICH, EE, A, PEE ] and yes! i agree we're slacking beyond the limit to the point, where when SRJC comes around, i'll be reduced to incoherently babbling random bits of information floating around [ like the motto of Olympics :FASTER, HIGHER and BETTER] and because we are after, all dumb asses and i will bravely give up my place to let my Jrs have a chance of debating and well, because, yes, i'm a dumbass. this is starting to make very little sense and i shall cease typing before this becomes a paragraph-with-no-point. btw, i'm glad i'm extensively though, not very favourably quoted in your blog at the moment, and please! the abbreviation of student is not stud, its just sTUDENT [ i mean, how hard is it to type, student.. like hello? student, student, student, student,its just damn 7 letters!] stud on the other hand, is actually quite flattering if i was male which i'm not so let me enlighten you a bit ..
stud
n 1: a man who is virile and sexually active [syn: he-man, macho-man] 2: circular rounded protuberance (as on a vault or shield or belt) [syn: boss, rivet] 3: an upright in house framing [syn: scantling] 4: adult male horse kept for breeding [syn: studhorse] 5: poker in which each player receives hole cards and the remainder are dealt face up; bets are placed after each card is dealt [syn: stud poker] v 1: scatter or intersperse like dots or studs; "Hills constellated with lights" [syn: dot, constellate] 2: provide with or construct with studs; "stud the wall"
yay! something actually constructive! oh great! another day wasted! how nice! As calvin would say : weekends are only constructive when something completely pointless has been done
to jonathan : loser [ add any appropriate insult here] incarnate :
Firstly,get something called a TAGBOARD, that's TEE, A, JEE, BEE, O, A ARR, DEE, and that spells TAGBOARD [ not dumbass but i'll translate it some other time] well, if you want me to air your dirty linen to the world, be my guest! Anyway, trust me, your english does not suck. For god sakes, you just look like cheena,your'e not ! I can imagine some dumbass comment which you could just keep to yourself! You are a pretty good leader, really. You really do take responsiblity seriously, er unlike me [haha] and u have so far been a pretty good VP minus the very obvious mud-slinging at other members [ ahem ] which could be done A BIT MORE [ only a bit more ] discreetly. But i guess, you being a prefect would have drawn the line at the moral highground so far above planet earth, we'll be in the next galaxy [ input variation here AKA moral highground that extends so far above the earth we would have to dump you unceromoniously on your butt [the vortex] so that next time, you won't DO IT AGAIN!] btw, there's nothing wrong with Jay Chou and just a reminder, my middle name is NOT AUDREY! so, anyway, mr-i-am-so-rich, poor people like the rest of us burn CDs because we are CHEAP [ yes, that's SEE, HAICH, EE, A, PEE ] and yes! i agree we're slacking beyond the limit to the point, where when SRJC comes around, i'll be reduced to incoherently babbling random bits of information floating around [ like the motto of Olympics :FASTER, HIGHER and BETTER] and because we are after, all dumb asses and i will bravely give up my place to let my Jrs have a chance of debating and well, because, yes, i'm a dumbass. this is starting to make very little sense and i shall cease typing before this becomes a paragraph-with-no-point. btw, i'm glad i'm extensively though, not very favourably quoted in your blog at the moment, and please! the abbreviation of student is not stud, its just sTUDENT [ i mean, how hard is it to type, student.. like hello? student, student, student, student,its just damn 7 letters!] stud on the other hand, is actually quite flattering if i was male which i'm not so let me enlighten you a bit ..
stud
n 1: a man who is virile and sexually active [syn: he-man, macho-man] 2: circular rounded protuberance (as on a vault or shield or belt) [syn: boss, rivet] 3: an upright in house framing [syn: scantling] 4: adult male horse kept for breeding [syn: studhorse] 5: poker in which each player receives hole cards and the remainder are dealt face up; bets are placed after each card is dealt [syn: stud poker] v 1: scatter or intersperse like dots or studs; "Hills constellated with lights" [syn: dot, constellate] 2: provide with or construct with studs; "stud the wall"
yay! something actually constructive! oh great! another day wasted! how nice! As calvin would say : weekends are only constructive when something completely pointless has been done
Thursday, November 27
You are Greta Garbo! Stunningly beautiful and
everyone loves you.
Which CLASSIC Beauty Are You?
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kinda cool, but she's really pretty..like woah..SighSsS.. went serangoon road this morn! ugh.. like jewellary shopping.. funny i'm not grounded when my mum needs help =looks heavenward for guidance= and i hate SHOPPING for gold and saris.. like hello??! how many do u bloody well need?! sIghSs.. i'm a faliure in indian mami-s..haha
A Go Go Boot. (Haha)
What Do We Need In Life?
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yes, this quiz is a mind reader.. I WANT BOOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NUHA JALAL, u listening????
[ or rather reading.. ]u can get boots in LONDON for thirty quid!! boots baby!
Forrest Gump!
What movie Do you Belong in?(many different outcomes!)
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hey, nice.. i like forrest gump :D
You are naturally born with a gift, whether it be
poetry, writing or song. You love beauty and
creativity, and usually are highly intelligent.
Others view you as mysterious and dreamy, yet
also bold since you hold firm in your beliefs.
What Type of Soul Do You Have ?
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cool huh?! and yes, i'm trying to beat diane's record..haha
Monday, November 24
someone just told me today that i seem always happy and nothing seems to get em down. weell, i guess its true to a certain extent but Life does get me down, just depends on whether i show it.. i guess i prefer not to show the way i feel, perhaps that then people may think lesser of me and then again, maybe cuz i have never really fought with anyone..but well, sometimes, i guess i'm not lil' miss cheery all the time.actuallly, i'm downright depressing when i moan abt life..haha but it feels, weird just showing my feelings.. haha.. u would think its musing right?! well, there's just so many things to do..clearing out my closet now and was reading calvin and hobbes snippets of wisdom... how life was like calvin's? isn't it fun? or, well the comic version of it.. and he IS a pretty laid back guy with hobbes but i guess he's not lil' mr cheery either.. haha.. my prefect world is crumbling!!
Calvin, boy genius says : -
Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success... ...Flat stretches of boring routine...
And valleys of frustration and failure. aptly put
Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words. how true!!..haha
What I like is when you're looking and thinking and looking and thinking... And suddenly you wake up. Actually this is Hobbes but nevertheless words of wisdom
There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want. holidays never seem enough..now you know why!
You know how Einstein got bad grades as a kid? Well, mine are even worse! oh how i wish!
I'M SIGNIFICANT!...screamed the dust speck. dry laughter haha..now i feel better!
Obviously my body doesn't believe a word my brain is saying. this happens everytime i attempt to diet
Calvin: I've been thinking, Hobbes.
Hobbes: On a weekend?
Calvin: Well, it wasn't on purpose...
This cracks me up.. i mean, its so cute! the concept is funny
People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
Calvin: Our top-secret club, G.R.O.S.S.-- Get Rid Of Slimy girlS!
Susie: "Slimy girls"?!
Calvin: I know that's redundant, but otherwise it doesn't spell anything.
Even if it isn't wise.. it still cracks me up.. ALWAYS..
Calvin, boy genius says : -
Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success... ...Flat stretches of boring routine...
And valleys of frustration and failure. aptly put
Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words. how true!!..haha
What I like is when you're looking and thinking and looking and thinking... And suddenly you wake up. Actually this is Hobbes but nevertheless words of wisdom
There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want. holidays never seem enough..now you know why!
You know how Einstein got bad grades as a kid? Well, mine are even worse! oh how i wish!
I'M SIGNIFICANT!...screamed the dust speck. dry laughter haha..now i feel better!
Obviously my body doesn't believe a word my brain is saying. this happens everytime i attempt to diet
Calvin: I've been thinking, Hobbes.
Hobbes: On a weekend?
Calvin: Well, it wasn't on purpose...
This cracks me up.. i mean, its so cute! the concept is funny
People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
Calvin: Our top-secret club, G.R.O.S.S.-- Get Rid Of Slimy girlS!
Susie: "Slimy girls"?!
Calvin: I know that's redundant, but otherwise it doesn't spell anything.
Even if it isn't wise.. it still cracks me up.. ALWAYS..
Saturday, November 22
man! i 'm back on steroids which is quite disgusting.. but atleast i dun feel like dying. i seriously hinnk asthma sucks. ur not really sick cuz u dun look sick but u wheeze all the time and u can feel the phlghem [ do u know until last year, i always assumed that phlghem was spelled as flame but just pronounced differently.. yeah i know i'm dumb because i'm publicly admitting it] in u and ur shoulders ache from wheezing and i hate steroids and asthma!!!!!
And i realise there are only 5 weeks left for sch to start! i mean, we'll be year 2s! there will be a 32/04 trailing behind us and ohmygod, the debators! and SRJC com! stressed!!! totally! and my parents still don't know i'm debate pres..sighZzZ and my grades have been so down.. its really bad.. must start to do constant studying but the urge to slack around is so overwhelming! sighSsS.. so much to for debate and my life! ok will start organising myself
Things to be done during the holidays
01. make a study timetable
02. clean room and organise desk
03. study for SAT
04. get rid off unwanted stuff
05. er, study?
06. finish reading lit books
07. go watch love actually!!! (actually number one on my priority list)
08. Get gau her pres
09. Get shan her pres
10. Give diane and nuha's theirs?
11. attempt to get one for jolyn [haha]
12. early shopping for Asha's?
13. Hopefully get a Xmas pres for di, jo, deb, de, kat, chi [if budget allows..sorry!]
14. Plan BBQ for db8 snrs..[WALKER!! i need a damn budget!]
15. do db8 stuff for jrs
16. research for db8
17. chase walker for $$ for db8 badge [sighZzZ]
18. and try to party in b/w..like yeah right? -rolls eyes-
so much to do and so little time.. tiring to think abt it.. think i shall go sleep.. haha..
- Stress is when u wake up and realise you didn sleep at all-
Friday, November 21
Cb major - life is full of complecations,
commitments and organisation. You love to make
sure everything is just perfect, but sometimes
this can cause you to fall over your own feet.
A slightly unsociable key: why Cb major when
you could be the identical Bmajor? It has less
accidentals.
what key signature are you?
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i took this cuz diane did.. haha.. am musically useless... well, dun remind me ..amma wants me to rejoin carnatic. which i so don't want. i really dont know why they persist in saying its good for me. i know they want me not to have regrets (unlike blah blah who is 35 now and regrets not taking up carnatic music before she was born and why cant i be more like blah blah who started out the same time i did and why does she have to be better and its not as though blah blah lost anything! i mean, enough blah blah-s already!!) and its the "age thing" but can't i regret it on my own later? actually, deep down i don't know why i just can't take it. i know i envy the people who feel so passionately abt stuff. maybe this is mine! i feel so aimless. everyone's got their passion! its either music, studies, sports,dance,writing,singing or even guys! i mean, what is mine? laughing? [ i'm sure it will be a national sport someday :)] i feel like i'm just wandering [ok that sounds super profound!] and waiting until i what?miraculously either discover some talent that i never knew i had and market it? marry a rich guy? huh? ARRGGHH! i don't know!i hate growing up. but then again, i'd get my own apartment soon. and i KNOW that i have pretty understanding parents who don't ask much after all the shit trouble i give them but i wanna be on my OWN and that makes me sound like a A-class qualifiable brat. oh yeah, maybe i'm passionate about slacking? i seem to do pretty well with it
| What Irrational Number Are You? | |||
You are π Of all the irrational numbers, you are the most famous. You have many friends and fans. Like many people, non-Euclidean geometry makes you feel uncomfortable. You are involved in so many things that it seems like it would take two of you to make ends meet. You are particularly close to the rational number 22/7. However, you and e have been called "remarkable." Your lucky number is approximately 3.14159265 | |||
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haa.. i would have picked that too.. its sounds closest to food..haa!
OH MY GOD!!! man! i cant believe that i finally finished it.. 3 days of pure undulerated hell as i agonised what exactly to do! but finally! my baby!!!its done! man! i know its quite dumb to like feel sheer pleasure when all i did was to complete html which denise, chieh sze, neeza, kath, nuha and fatma have been doing for ages and prob alot of other com tech pple but woah! it's soo nice!!! man! the rush i felt when i saw my page finished!! its wonderful!! haha, my life must be pretty sad when my rushes come from doing page layouts -rolls eyes-
blahrz..nuthin much goin on.. watched rugrats and slacking around..had fun last night.. like was yakking on the phone, eating chocolate, watchin Roswell [aarrgh! Max!! Brendan!!! testosterone high!!!] [star world is a boon!!] and u should try cheese on chocolate bread [u know, the one from bonjour] sounds disgusting but sooooooooooooooo nice and reading
Under the Duvet by Marian Keyes . its such a stich!! [ i dunno weder its spelt that way but it looks so wrong to me] yeah, the next time someone asks me about my life: this is what i'm gonna say :-
What, is that a rhetorical question? Why is my life so complicated? Gee, I don't know. Why is your life so fucking simple?
courtesy of Joan (Angelina Jolie) from Playing by Hearts (1998)
blahrz..nuthin much goin on.. watched rugrats and slacking around..had fun last night.. like was yakking on the phone, eating chocolate, watchin Roswell [aarrgh! Max!! Brendan!!! testosterone high!!!] [star world is a boon!!] and u should try cheese on chocolate bread [u know, the one from bonjour] sounds disgusting but sooooooooooooooo nice and reading
Under the Duvet by Marian Keyes . its such a stich!! [ i dunno weder its spelt that way but it looks so wrong to me] yeah, the next time someone asks me about my life: this is what i'm gonna say :-
What, is that a rhetorical question? Why is my life so complicated? Gee, I don't know. Why is your life so fucking simple?
courtesy of Joan (Angelina Jolie) from Playing by Hearts (1998)
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