Do you know that the city council in Minneapolis actually wanted to pass a bill which stated that one could actually be discriminated based on Pornography as it is a civil right- a subsect of gender and sex discrimination?!?! If Elizabeth and Cliff weren't too young, I would have thought they were part of the team that was proposing it.
.haah.


After reading my jr's blog, I think that perhaps I should tell them to stop bonding as there are disturbing tendencies to manifest their fellow team mates as SIM characters which can be accrued to an unhealthy obsession that is completely disassociated with debating as a team but rather with the various romances that could be generated.creepy. And a lot of superfluous words just for the hell of it.


Jolyn De Roza has finally seen the light as she finally appreciates 'The Reason'! Hoobastank, if you are reading this by any chance because you are avid blog hoppers, I have converted her! hehe.do I get any 'fan' benefits?!


I was checking my mail and it just got me thinking..
yes yes, I know your are dying to make a crack here. I suppose you are entitled to a marginal lift of the eyebrows and a teeny weeny gasp...done?!


All these friendship emails You are Unique and Special..someone is thinking of you..they don't make sense..Well, not only because its cheesy but because it defeats the whole purpose of the message. Take this for example - "You are unique and special to me. You are the only one I'm thinking of right now". Its designed to give you the aww..that's so sweet vibe

Of course, you will (unless you think it's disgusting and thus would never give you that feeling because you would never think of it and would just hit the 'delete' button)


Anyway, you would think its supremely nice of your email buddy to send you this especially when you haven't seen her for so long UNTIL you see the whole forwarded list of 50 people who have received the same message from her with the same-"You are unique and special. You are the ONLY one I'm thinking of right now"
The purpose of the message is lost and it now just occupies useful space that could be utilised better. The feel good feeling that you might have had disappears and all it does is make you feel more worthless,that you ARE unique and special.. just like everyone else..


Another classification of emails that fall under this genre of "occupying useful space that could be utilised better" is these emails of kittens being used as bonsai plant displays or various pictures put together of smashed up victims of drunk driving accidents which usually start off with "Jenny was a bright and vivacious 17 year old...".


I generally don't have a problem with these emails unless they have those insane clauses at the end which go like this :-
If you send it to
50-100 pple - You are so kind that you will be nominated for sainthood and will be assured a place at the right hand of God when DD ambles along
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0-10 pple - You are such a worthless selfish bitch/bastard who can't even be bothered to click on her mouse and thus, for not spreading this message of despair will forever be boiled in oil and the devil will use his trident and gouge your eyes out. It is the most fitting punishment for a cold bitch/bastard as you are.


What's the deal?!


Firstly, you are the sicko who enjoys "spreading the message" of despair and doom, emailing pple pictures of poor hapless victims who probably don't even know they are being used What are you doing?!. Secondly, if you are sending these emails to inform people of the dangers and cruelty out there, aren't you defeating the purpose of your email by threatening them with boiling oil. Thirdly, you are disgusting and base person who is no different from the bonsai kitten tormentors as you are using fear to initiate people of their choice, thereby also defeating the purpose of informing them as they would not do it because they want to warn pple but rather because they want an accelerated way to sit next to god. 4ly, people are not stupid. 5ly, 99% you are a spammer who just wants to sell my email address to various sex companies which would offer me products I do not need because I'm not testosterone laden. 6ly, though I am bowled over by your faith in my goodness, I do believe that not forwarding this email would just be added to my ever growing list of sins that it would actually not be erased IF I did actually send it to 50 over pple. 7ly, as much as it pains me and makes me sound like a heartless bitch, I'd rather send a check to PETA than trust all these digital newfangled devices that promise a donation of $1 by Bill Gates if you forward it to pple.


Next time, watch what you click. The digital God is watching over you.