Things that presumably will only happen if you are a Vasudha Srinivasan (circa. 1986)
1) Your mouth will get cut by an apple
2) You will get sopping wet while holding an umbrella. above your head.
3) You will trip while standing on a standstill bus
4) Your bag straps can never be together. One must always be falling over your shoulder.
5) You will trip despite the fact that somebody has called attention to the fact that there was something there to trip you up.
6) The bus will never wait till you seated comfortably in the upper deck before taking off. You must always be halfway up or walking towards your seat, swaying precariously as the bus will definitely elect to swing at a sharp angle and you will always land unglamourously with a thump
7) In all situations, that would require falling, there must always be a reasonably good looking guy in the vicinity who will be there to snort in derision or laugh at your expense.
8) The rain would always stop once you reach shelter.
9) It will always rain copiously when you are moving in the direction away from home
10) At all unglamourous moments, you will always be accompanied by a friend who is no doubt delicate and feminine.
Such a discovery is due to the tireless efforts I made during the past week, which explains my very long absence.
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