so long and say bye to all the fishes

This is a shoutout to anyone and everyone who has ever tried to contact me through my mobile. I need to clear up a few things

1) I am not avoiding you

2) The reason why I do not pick up is because my phone is on silent

3) Because, my phone is on silent and I often forget to switch it back on to noisy, I lose it

4) Places, like one of my million bags. Because, it is on silent and I can't remember where I left it, I can reach upto 48hrs without realising I have no phone (if I am at home)

5) I am not very attached to my phone so I can go for long periods of time without it

6) This does not mean, I like losing it.

7) I know its frustrating because I hate people who do not pick up, (but thank god, all of u are not like that..me)and I'm sorry, but I do not mean to be hypocritical.

8) I do this to everyone, with no discrimination, whether you're my parents, my best friend or any of my close friends, acquaintances, unknown people.

9) Guys who may have got my number through various means and methods, I urge you to try calling me again. ;)

10) I love you all. I mean, all of you guys, not the aforementioned GUYS, though I'd probably love you GUYS too, I mean, since you want to call me but that doesn't mean I don't...