Friday, June 3

Things never change across space.

AAARGH!

I have been compared to Janice from F.R.I.E.N.D.S. Yes! Janice as in Janice who was Chandler's EXTREMELY IRRITATING NASAL VOICED EX GIRLFRIEND who goes "Chandy Baby!" THAT JANICE! The Same character, who, Chandler (MY FAVOURITE CHARACTER) used to jump away from , after a few episodes!

I quote " Hey, no offence but you remind me of Janice from FRIENDS. You look like the Indian version of her, expecially when you smile"

AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHGHHHHHHHH!

The Virgo in me is itching to do a list so I shall do so.

1. MY SMILE! MY SMILE! The asset that I am most proud of (Now I know, most of my friends think I should be prouder of other assets but anyway..) MY SMILE! I LOOK LIKE JANICE WHEN I SMILE! I'll never recover from this

2. Of course, I'm overreacting.duh.haha. Its disgusting but I'm mildly flattered. Its not everyone who looks like an actress (albeit ugly or not. hahaha)

3. What is it about weddings that make you want to get married too? Every wedding I go to, I feel like getting married too. Its so romantic to see the secret smiles and the little whispers they exchange as they sit through the ceromany. Its the intimacy, the newness of seeing love blossming, in fact the whole process of getting married and please, the great sex too ;) hahahhaha. Yes, of course my brain's in the gutter. It always has been. :)

4. God. Sometimes, I hate coming to India because everybody my age is in 2nd year of "whatever". I feel like a dunce in comparision when I say "oh er, yes I'll be 19 this year and am just going to first year of college, no I didn't fail anything, not even 2nd grade, no really, NO REALLY. Oh, well I have been doing nothing, having 6 mths of holiday to bum around because my country sends every bloody paper we to Cambridge and they have this insane anal need to moderate it but I'm not complaining because I like my grades, but you get my drift. No, I'm going to do Law actually, no not engineering, not even general engineering. Oh I haven't done Science since I was in 10th grade so I don't actually qualify but its ok I never really like science. I did history Lit and Econs. Why I didn't do econs (maybe because I didn't get a fantastic grade for it ever!?!) isn't it more practical?" And I go on to explain my love for debate and then they turn away half way in mild disgust. ahahah. Actually, its just the really traditional people who sort of turn away as though I have herpes. hahahha. Most people say " Oh, yes you look like the sort" then they hem and haw. hahahah. Things never change across space. Einstein is talking rubbish.

5.I need to tackle this dual personality in me before I turn schizo. The extreme duality will drive me nuts. It already is.

6. Cute guys quota : hmmm, not bad. hahaha. I was instructed to give my opinion !! ( If floppy hair turns up tomorrow, it iswould be mildy serendipity-ish. But it would mean, I should travel more as the only connection we have is the airport ;] hahahah. God I talk rubbish )

7. I confess I never thought I 'd meet great people in the wedding but guess what I was wrong! :)

8. I'm coming home!

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