Ok, for everybody er, itching, to know what happened, here's it in one sentence
The floozy got a bit woozy after getting into a tizzy.
haha..*giggle* it rhymes eh? hahahha
Well, ok, I was in the hospital but I'm back on. Just had a spot of trouble with dengue and my blood count dropped but I'm back in action, well I will be in about erm, 2 weeks. Well, I told
only some people, it was all hush hush cuz I didn't want visitors and all that jazz. I hate getting sick so er, people don't need to come and fuss as well. Erm, this is a sort of apology to some people who I should have told but didn't because, well because, I didn't want to worry you guys. and yes, I may er, have forgot to message *sheepish look*
It was quite an entertaining stay. I had a regular fiesty old grandmother opposite me and she was so cute. She was there because she had erm, constipation and well, other bowel-y problems. She suffers from slight senility but she's rather just a old sweet grandmama and you can't really tell. I really didn't watch t.v the whole time cuz watching her interact with the nurses is fantastic. Like, they'll put her in a chair so her legs will touch the floor and get some blood circulation because she can't walk but she hates sitting down. So the minute the nurse goes away, she'll start pleading with me and this other lady next to her (There are 4 beds in the ward - me, this other auntie, fiesty grandma 1 and cute grandma 2) to help her up.
She'll plead in a blend of hindi and english and tell us things like" If you only had one grandmother and she was suffering this way, would you just sit there child?" (smart eh? go straight to the sentiments! hahaha) Then I told her "Grandma, if you only had one grandaughter and she asked you to sit, would you?" Then she pursued her mouth mulishly and said " I don't like you. You talk smart" hahahahahha
Then she'll ask the nurse who'll feed her things like " If I eat this porridge, will I get old?" hahaha.. so cute! Other gems include :
" I don't why I'm here. I'm okay right? ok maybe not, that's why I'm here"
"I don't want to sleep alone, will you sleep with me in my bed? There's space and I will share my pillow"
"I can walk, ok I lied, I can't"
"Ok, once the nurse leaves, then we'll leave okay? Must run fast or they'll find us!"
hahahahha
I want to go law camp. I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want! *sighs*
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