Disclaimer: This is written, bearing in mind the least offence to the persons most traumatised.
Next time, Maximillain i-don't-give-a-flying-fish-to-what-your-last-name-is, be careful of where you put your foot. You already insterted it into your mouth once and maybe next time, you'll be careening down the LT1 steps with the smell of everyone's shoes in you nose and the ugly socks IN YOUR FACE as you finally land sprawling on the landing in an inelegant heap, devoid of all sensibilities and buring with shame and emabarrassment as you grapple with the idea of people laughing at you.

Oh! To be the foot that will trip you up.

Oh wait, it will.

*mwahahahaha*