sprung from your loins
shakespeare would have said
sprung from our brains
nooj and vasud say
this is a call to over throw the lungi mamas
over you, no more will we pretend to go gaga
want your amma's filter kaapi?
make it yourself, u sloppy!
You want a pretty pretty trophy wife
well, pay for me to go under the knife
the mesotherapy, lasik, silicon and botox
its about time you sold off ur x-box
no more tendulkar and no more rooney
else you'll just see the end of my fanny
gimme the tv, it needs a female touch
on it i will watch brad pitt, much much
You want me to look like Aishwarya Rai
Then look like, Abishek Bachan aye!
sodabutti, haven't you heard of contacts?
only then will you and I will be in syntax
Oh yes, I may sound very very scary
just because I have a filter system for who I marry
but in the end, I am just a sweet indian girl
who just wants a guy who doesn't make her hurl :D
2 comments:
This coming from a girl whose mother purportedly makes her sleep outside the house every month during her period because it's a brahmin custom... (here's where u start swearing at sumaya)
this is what we call
CULTURAL MISCOMMUNICATION
and all this while, i thought the girl babies are still getting drowned :P
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