Why Brenda hates me secretly
(1)
B points to yazid's blog while blogsurfing with me
Me : "How do you know him/her?"
"...."
(2)
Me: "Hey I have no LAWR tomorrow too!!"
Brenda: "I KNOW! I'm in your class!"
(3)
Me: "Hey my moots are on the 27th as well! how cool"
Brenda: I KNOW! I'M YOUR PARTNER"
I would just like to say in my defence, they happened on different dates. hahaha
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Today was a relatively alright day other than sixuan calling me fat and moist.
ITS TRUE. As I quote,
(1)
B points to yazid's blog while blogsurfing with me
Me : "How do you know him/her?"
"...."
(2)
Me: "Hey I have no LAWR tomorrow too!!"
Brenda: "I KNOW! I'm in your class!"
(3)
Me: "Hey my moots are on the 27th as well! how cool"
Brenda: I KNOW! I'M YOUR PARTNER"
I would just like to say in my defence, they happened on different dates. hahaha
Today was a relatively alright day other than sixuan calling me fat and moist.
ITS TRUE. As I quote,
"Well, you would usually think that it would affect skinny and dry girls and not people like you"
Though she vehemently denies it, she did call me fat and moist. If I am not skinny and dry, I am fat and moist. boo hoo. On the bright side, the best chocolate muffins are fat and moist. And usually taste very nice.
So i felt okay for a while until when Hani proceeds to call me wet. Which is kinda gross as I would like to presume she forgot how to say "moist".
So now i am fat and wet.
Will you still be my friend =D
4 comments:
haha of course i'll still be your friend...you fat and moist/wet/squishy chocolate muffin...muahahahaa...after laughing at lynnette for so many years of losing umpteen wallets, i've lost mine today too :(
kat
fat & wet kinda gives the impression that u'r a horny person (very true) who is horizontally challenged (that's subjective). if u aren't getting any becoz u'r too horizontally challenged for the average guy on the street, take heart.. there r guys w fetishes for BIG girls ;)
somehow that just makes me want to smack you and not laud you for ur niceness
AND I AM NOT HORNY!
kat :
*aww* have you found it yet?
(you only get 2 w's cuz u muahahahed at me. and i know you love me cuz everymorning during assembley, you were confronted with oily pan face. hahahhaa)
vasud :)
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