No matter what any shit review says, go WATCH The Brothers Grimm. It is a fantastic movie, highly intriguing and engaging. Its got an interesting unpredictable plot and a damn hot female.who is not Monica Belluci and a odd looking ginger bread man. and its quirky. At any rate,at its worst, atleast you can diss Heath Ledger for not looking like himself. Its actually one of the better movies I've seen in the theaters in a while. I think they should develop this sort of eclectic genre instead of spinning off Asian movies. I mean, don't you think that they would have got the hint already?! The Ring sucked. Ring 2 sucked more because Hollywood tried to sprinkle its magic on it. Dark water will suck because it just will. In Law school, you learn all about precedence. Somebody should teach it to them because looking at precedence, I don't have to watch Dark Water to know that its going to suck.
It was quite interesting that at the end of the day, I discovered De had no idea who was acting I mean, Matt Damon did look like an artful pansy but look at the FELLA, He SCREAMS MATT DAMON.(And I know its because he is Matt Damon and that's how impossible it is to not notice him being Matt Damon) Now you can also understand why its ok to diss Heath Ledger here. because frankly, he looks like crap (*stage whisper* in case you are like De, he's the one on the left. the LEFT)
as compared to the God he was here.
The movie is still excellent, though. And so is Heath Ledger.
De and I came to the conclusion after much screaming in the bus to why guys might be so uncomfortable with gay guys alone. Its because they think they're too hot.
Really!!!
Girls don't have issues with hanging out with lesbians because they don't assume the girl is going to hit on them, just because they are lesbian. girls, being the insecure creatures we are, assume we're not hot enough to randomly and constantly get hit on. Guys on the other have no issues with being too Ugly (or even Ugly,especially the ones which are fugly and act like they are fucking hot.(yes yes, I know, who am I to judge but seriously, even if u are ugly, who said you can't diss ugly people. It gives you less right to diss them but doesn't revoke your right to diss people. And besides, I just like bitching. I have decided to embrace me as I am and quit trying to exorcise the bitch in me because, have you seen the Exorcist??! ) Its like the blonde hair thing I have against Indian guys. Its fine if they have blonde hair, just don' t act like having peroxide on your head is a fucking personality makeover. Having blonde highlights does not make you Heath Ledger. (Nothing will make you Heath Ledger,fyi) Ok, anyway, dye your hair. just don't dye your personality. I don't mean this against all Indian fellas and blonde highlights do look good on some guys, just don't let the bleach fizz out the braincells)
Where were we?!
Oh, yup since, guys are so assured with their looks, they think that any gay is just dying to hit on them because they are too hot. They cannot imagine, the gay guy not wanting to hit on them. Frankly, they might be affronted if they do not get hit on.
Or maybe, they just have nothing to talk about.
naaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
I just realised,my thought pattern very much followsone of those never ending Russian dolls. The one you keep opening and finding a smaller version of it inside. I web out. I digress. Hence,I distract myself.
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