humpty dumpty sat on a wall and humpty dumpty fell on the floor

urgh. I was supposed to get my laptop today, supposed to being the HUMONGOUS keyword here but then again, when has Murphy ever ever conspired WITH me. This morning, I trapezed around Multi Purpose Sports hall, clattering around in heels where

1) I was kindly (mis)informed that I could not purchase my laptop and collect it at the end of the day because it would send a signal to all laptop buyers that a co op is a storage centre (*ooo* I wonder where all these buyers were covertly hiding while mr co-op guy and I were having this conversation at 9 a m in the morning, where the windows in the room still had dew on them)

2) When I realised the dew was not actually dew but rather minuscule raindrops that built up to a downpour. It was like the revenge of ALL the raindrops at one go .At that brilliant moment of natural fury, I realised I forgot how to get to the shaded pathway from where I was

3) Spent three minutes muttering to myself in fury

4) Remembered how to use the walkway. Found the walkway wet and muddy.

5) Cursed myself for wearing heels and white pants. Then again, since the world was conspiring against me, this would only happen if I was wearing white pants and heels; in the very least - heels

Other reasons why today will not be ranked as the best of days in my organiser

6) I stomped myself. As I explained to Lydia, all it takes is putting your left foot over your right and there you go - Pain!

7) Just as you wished that you stupid things never happened, the evidence keeps confronting you.urgh, to remind why you are a huge idiot and should never ever leave your brain unattended.

Anyway, enough about me (yes yes, occasionally I do climb out of my self absorbed cocoon)

Now to offend some people,

Some Today reader drew an analogy of VS changing to a co-ed school to Fairfield Methodist becoming one as well but Victoria is much more of a school entrenched with its culture and is much more well known and coveted than FMSS. And changing such a culture, for such a paltry reason is terrible. Its like telling Britain to become American now.
This, however would serve a quick kick to the ass for MOE as they realise, that the school ranking system is spawning such unusual scenarios which they could have never realised as they sat in their little dim offices in 1992, thinking they came up with a brilliant education system.

And think of how cruel it is to all those KC girls who were just given an avenue other than St Pats to vent their hormones on and how quickly that avenue is being demolished as they watch all these girls coming in and poaching on their sacred territory.

Besides, what an original uniform of white and white the girls would have, making them indistinguishable from any SAP school in the vicinity. Queen Victoria would be rolling in her grave as she sees her beloved namesake school being put on par with the SAP school people.(Victolia is rather unglam)

Its nice to know that TKGS had the foresight to put "Girls'" in the school name to prevent any mishaps.