Why does it have to rain NOW! When after 3 days, of not getting up, I finally decide to jog, it freakin rains now!
I think this is how God gets his kicks. Really. I absolutely wholeheartedly believe that God is behind these little "bad luck" incidents. There is no bad luck - it is just God playing hooky. Think about it.
You are God, yada yada, truly good and decent, saviour of all, respledent in your holiness and purity.
And you are bored.
And you can't, unlike mere mortals, do evil simply because
a) You have no capacity to do evil because you are the epitome of goodness
b)You, unlike mere mortals, have no Devil, Lucifer, Saturn etc.etc. to distract you and plunge you into vats of sin and decadence.
So you make mischief. Now, mischief is okay, because, it is relatively harmless and it is not truly evil or anything. Nooooo [russell peters style] it is not. You are just taking the piss at someone who probably deserves it. And the best part is that he probably believes he deserves it - bad karma and all that.
And if the man had any sense, he would have planned earlier and avoided the misfortune.
Everything falls neatly in place.
So you decide it to let it rain a little when there is a picnic (He should have planned for a rainy day!), send the bus ambling along, 20 mins past curfew (He should have left earlier), clean out the tub of cookies and cream ice-cream when she is PMSing (Its good for her, less love handles).
Karma is just a nice word for the good mischief making.
urgh
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