tossed salad and scrambled tofu: 2 pence wisdom

If you try to steal anything from this blog and I catch you doing it, I will make sure I use your own fingers to chochot* your eyeballs out and make eyeball soup al'a Indian Jones Temple of Doom style and then with the remaining bits I will make them into the pearls of Bubble Tea and make you listen to people drinking bubble tea( because you can't see anymore, can you) On the other hand, if you don't get caught, good for you. THEN RUN BECAUSE IN TWO YEARS, I WILL DO HORRIBLE UNSPEAKABLE THINGS TO YOU *chochot - poke in Malay, phrase courtesy of Ana.

tossed salad and scrambled tofu

Sunday, May 8

2 pence wisdom

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