I always torture my self by reading my starsign to just find out how much I'm not like it. heh

Virgo Female > > Virgo Female > > > >The quality people
>>notice first about your Virgo beloved is her >alertness and
>>unmistakable intelligence. It has been said that Virgo`s >gift is
>>making order out of chaos. Send a Virgo into a hurricane-ravaged
>> >town, and in no time they`ve pitched the tents, organized the
>>shipments >of food and water, and started clearing the roadways. If
>>it is one thing >Virgo does well, it`s organize people and things.
>>If your life is a bit >of a hurricane, you`re in luck, for she will
>>provide a willing ear and >heaps of amazing practical advice--
>>ideas you will wish you had thought >of long ago. > >Your Challenge
>> > >Virgo women have lists of things to do, and sometimes you could
>>wind up >being one more item on her list. Becoming "Priority #10-D"
>>is something >to avoid at all costs! Once she writes you into her
>>Filofax as "Sex with >James, Thursday @ 9:00 PM" you know you`ve
>>hit bottom, and it is time to >do something drastic--and
>>delightful!. > >How To Handle Her > >Your goal is to allow her to
>>take time to relax and gently pull her away >from her everyday
>>cares. She hates being lazy, so accomplishing this >isn`t going to
>>be as easy. Like the male Virgo, the female Virgo loathes >making
>>love in a hovel, so if this describes your place, you`d better
>> >spiff it up. Nothing turns off a Virgo faster than dirt or mess.
>>She >isn`t impressed with luxury, so don`t worry about having
>>things "good >enough" for her--crisp, just laundered cotton sheets
>>and some soft >pillows are fine. But if you don`t get organized,
>>before you know it, >she`ll be out of bed and cleaning up the
>>place--the last thing you want >her to be doing in her Victoria`s
>>Secret teddy! As good as it sounds, to >have some lovely geisha
>>cleaning up your pigsty, think about it. If >she`s stacking dishes
>>in the dishwasher, she isn`t making love to you, >so get your
>>priorities straight, buddy. Besides, god knows where she`ll
>> >"neaten up" your collection of half-dirty basketball shorts TO.
>>So take >away the clamor of disorder that distracts her and when
>>she`s with you, >you will be all that exists in her world. >
>> >Things To Do, Gifts To Buy > >She adores high fashion and
>>well-made clothing. As the saying goes, "God >in the details," and
>>details are this perfectionist`s forte. Most Virgo >women enjoy
>>staying up-to-date on the latest couture trends (she is >ruled by
>>Mercury, so she is oriented toward staying current). Yet their
>> >appearance will likely be elegant and understated rather than
>>flashy, >often choosing neutrals over bright colors. She likes to
>>dress up, so >think of a nice restaurant where she can wear some of
>>her new things. >Tattered jeans and polo shirts are not her style.
>> > >Buy her an article of clothing or piece jewelry that is high
>>fashion but >enduring, top quality, like a Tiffany or Cartier watch
>>that she can >treasure for years. (She`s madly punctual, so what
>>better gift?). Her >sign rules jade, the stone of fidelity, so a
>>ring or pendant made of >that stone is especially meaningful. You
>>could alternatively give her a >beauty service, like a year of
>>manicures and pedicures (Virgo likes her >nails fastidiously
>>groomed) or six months of a personal trainer (fitness >is a big
>>thing with her) and still make a big hit with her. > >In love, she
>>is highly ethical and idealistic, so don`t be surprised if >your
>>Virgo comes to you with little sexual experience. She`s just very
>> >discriminating about who she will give her heart and body to.
>>Don`t >think that means she lacks passion. Quite the contrary!
>>Virgos are just >better at controlling their intense, smoldering
>>feelings, but once >released, watch out! When she finds a man she
>>is willing to devote her >life to, she can be a tiger in bed. Her
>>secret strength is that she >communicates her needs well and will
>>also listen closely to, and act on, >what her lover needs. > >Since
>>Virgo prizes cleanliness so much, seduce her with a bubble bath
>> >for two. Set dozens of softly-scented votive candles around the
>>bathroom >and be sure to have some thick, luxurious towels nearby.
>>A bottle of >champagne would be good to have on hand, as would a
>>bowl of finger >fruits--grapes, strawberries, raspberries--to feed
>>her one by one. After >your bath, give her a full body massage.
>>Later, when you make love, be >sure to talk to her during sex
>>because nothing as erotic to her as her >vivid imagination.
>>Describe places and situations where you would like >to make love
>>to her down to the tiniest details. (When she begins asking
>> >questions to keep you taking about a certain scenario, you`re on
>>the >right track). >