tossed salad and scrambled tofu

Saturday, November 4

Dear Heath,

I know that you and I have always had this special connection ever since I saw you in "10 things I hate about you" and I truly believed that someday we will be together. Starcrossed as we may be, I truly thought ours was meant to last.

But, Heath, I'm really sorry. This can't work out anymore. I have met someone else. He's called Sendhil from the NBC drama Heroes. He's darker, delicious-er and much much more smouldering. Not that you aren't! Well you aren't, you boyish charmer! But I do wish to reassure you that you will always occupy a special place in my heart. (Atleast your dimples will!!) I will be watching whatever Singapore TV shows of you until they FINALLY decide to air this series in 2068.( Can you believe it Heath, we only got Season ONE of Prison Break in Septemeber!!)Anyway, please don't languish in agony. You will always have another million crazy girl fans to pass the time.

Till never.

Love,
Me

If you try to steal anything from this blog and I catch you doing it, I will make sure I use your own fingers to chochot* your eyeballs out and make eyeball soup al'a Indian Jones Temple of Doom style and then with the remaining bits I will make them into the pearls of Bubble Tea and make you listen to people drinking bubble tea( because you can't see anymore, can you) On the other hand, if you don't get caught, good for you. THEN RUN BECAUSE IN TWO YEARS, I WILL DO HORRIBLE UNSPEAKABLE THINGS TO YOU *chochot - poke in Malay, phrase courtesy of Ana.