Since the person involved henceforth does not want to be mentioned by name, I'll just call her Pornstar. Cuz Pornstar has a lovely pornstar-ish name, which she should exploit in the Japanese circles and make loads of money but noooo, she chooses to settle for a boring career in law.
Anyway, Pornstar and I on Friday decided to be adventurous and go eat somewhere exotic for lunch and we went Little India! ( ok ya, i know, not VERY exotic since I am Indian but exotic for Porn Star la) and anyway, the long and tall of it (Midsomer murders quote!!) is we came up with this fantastic reject line for all the drunks sleazebags in the world.
I reproduce our genius ( with some modifications)
" hey babeeee, you looking lovely tonight. What's your name? "
"HI! my name is !IkGH (think !Xobile). I may look Chinese or Indian but I actually grew up in the wild plains of Zambia. I was taken away by a wild hurricane when I was but a kid. However, I was raised by a kindly tribe and soon, I was the strongest in the tribe. I was so strong I could kill the deadly and evil " Rhiknoaseraos!!", otherwise known as the Rhinoceros in English, which had been plaguing my village. But sadly, soon after that my whole tribe was wiped away by an AIDS epidemic. I survived because I was the strongest but I decided in tribute, I was going to go around the world and educate people about the horrifying disease. I named my organisation World Aids Association! (WAA!), in honour of the sound that my tribal leader made when I brought home the deadly "Rhiknoaseraos!!" and am now a subsidiary of the IMF.
" Oh the, International Monetory Fund?"
" Oh no, the I M Female orgnisation, in charge of providing women with outrageous alibis"
