I think life's like having a crush.

When you have a crush on someone, you think they're hot and you have all this little fantasies about they would act and treat you if you knew them. Once you know them, you realise though they aren't exactly booger-brained, they might as well be.

Before I went to law school, I thought it would be late nights, typing furiously, drinking bucketloads of coffee, looking all professional and intense.

Late nights - check
typing furiously - check
bucketloads of coffee - sort of check
the glamour of looking all professional and intense - MISSING MISSING MISSING MISSING MISSING

Its all about the power of illusion.

*I GOT THE POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*